Rainbows and Unicorns will explode from my mouth in an excretion of happiness
Anonymous asked: What does that even mean? If you can't love her you can't love anyone? I still don't see what you see in her
You’ll find out one day champ…
Anonymous asked: Fuck off you don't love her, there's nothing to love, apart from her fat. My eyes are well and healthy, i can see everything perfect, including your ugly girlfriend. And i have a proposal for you my friend, chuck that bitch off a cliff, nothing would make me happier that to see her gone. And no, i don't get joy out of making people unhappy, i just HATE that slut. WHY DO YOU EVEN LOVE HER?!
The real question is my friend is why would I not everything about her is awesome she funny she cute shes beautiful and best of all she mine :D also what makes you say i dont love her who am i sposed to love? if i cant love her i cant love anyone
Anonymous asked: I know you don't love her because you never show it and to be quite honest who fucking would?! She's fucking disgusting, and you obviously do care about her weight because its hard to miss, she's a whale for fuck sake. I can bet you haven't had sex with her for that reason too, I mean, she'd squish you so much and she'd probably make it painful for you, but at least you'd get your dick in there with how loose she is. Take her for a run or some shit. And again, i repeat, she's fucking ugly mate.
again with the anon. keyboard warrior. I’d like to know who you are so I can sort out and optometrist for you cause you need your eyes checked. I’d also like to point out the fact that I love her so I don’t care what anyone else thinks and why does it even matter to you my friend. Do you enjoy making others unhappy? In conclusion my Jordy is well fitt and i love her so i would like to make a proposal to you… Kindly go fuck yourself with a cactus :)
Anonymous asked: As if she even is! She has a lot more that "a little bit extra" and her face is like the backside of a horse. You could get so much better and I hope you realize that one day. You don't even love her so why even stay with her?
how do you know that i don’t love her, i’d also like to point out the only reason your hiding behind anon is probably because your face looks like you fell in front of a freight train. I would also like to add, the amount of shits I give about her body size is about the same amount as the amount of brain cells you have in your empty fucking head… plus there is no one better
Anonymous asked: So, why are you even with Jordan may i ask? It's been bugging me so much... She's fat and not even pretty, why go for a slut like that?
Fuck you who do you think you are talking about her like that she’s a hundred times prettier than you anon I don’t even care who you are and she isn’t fat she may have a little extra but that’s one of the reasons I like her she doesn’t give a shit what others think and I don’t give a shit what glyph think so just fuck off
Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dót)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body pictures.. if you can guess who I am hit me up and we'll hang soon. You need a C C but its free
yay body pics :D
Anonymous asked: How come so many people say mean stuff to Jordan on Tumblr? She's so pretty and you and her are so good together! It confuses me so much....
it confuses me also
