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Anonymous asked: I know you don't love her because you never show it and to be quite honest who fucking would?! She's fucking disgusting, and you obviously do care about her weight because its hard to miss, she's a whale for fuck sake. I can bet you haven't had sex with her for that reason too, I mean, she'd squish you so much and she'd probably make it painful for you, but at least you'd get your dick in there with how loose she is. Take her for a run or some shit. And again, i repeat, she's fucking ugly mate.

again with the anon. keyboard warrior. I’d like to know who you are so I can sort out and optometrist for you cause you need your eyes checked. I’d also like to point out the fact that I love her so I don’t care what anyone else thinks and why does it even matter to you my friend. Do you enjoy making others unhappy? In conclusion my Jordy is well fitt and i love her so i would like to make a proposal to you… Kindly go fuck yourself with a cactus :)